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PostSubject: Thought these were funny   Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:32 am

Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.

Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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PostSubject: Re: Thought these were funny   Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:14 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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