Q1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
Q2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
Q3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The elephant, since it is still in the refrigerator.
Q4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the meeting!
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